Mar-a-Lago, FL — President Trump, now in his second year as President, has taken more vacation days than any other President in history, save George W. Bush. His favorite place to go during his off time is his Mar-a-Lago, Florida resort, where he can often be seen playing golf with friends. He wants the wall built to provide privacy for his guests, and to separate them from seeing common people outside of the resort.
Today in the oval office, President Trump released a statement, this is what he had to say.
“I’m going to build a wall, not just any wall, a great wall around my Mar-a-Lago resort. It won’t cost me nor will it cost the taxpayers a dime as the Democrats will pay for it!”
President Trump did not specify exactly how he would get the Democrats to pay for it, only saying during open question’s that it would be a “lesson in Socialism for them”.
Democratic spokesman Steve Sheppard spoke to Gish Gallop after Trump’s statement.
“I don’t see where this idiot, I mean that with all due respect, thinks that we will foot the bill for some wall around a private establishment,” said Sheppard. “This guy cannot even tie his own shoes, let alone get anyone to pay for a wall.”
President Trump’s statement comes on the heels of Mexico saying that they would in no way pay for a wall separating the two countries. President Trump has gone so far as to make funding the wall construction a prerequisite to raising the debt ceiling, which means funding would ultimately come from the taxpayers.
Republican Ted Kaczynski, no relation to the Unabomber, spoke to Gish Gallop about the Mar-a-Lago wall.
“The Democrats want Socialism in our country, it is time to show them what Socialism really is,” said Kaczynski. “It is rich people in government making you do what they want you to do, while you foot the bill. Suck it, Sanders.”
The mainstream media has yet to pick up on the story, they are afraid this will be received by viewers as “fake news,” since no one in their right mind would do this.