The former own of a local printing business and the father of two very average children has decided to head back into shop and create bumper stickers that most Americans can relate to: your children are average and occasional failures.
Customer Support Specialist Brent Underwood pretended to read Ulysses during his lunch break at a local technology firm on Wednesday. He's about half way through the book, although he hasn't read a single page.
In an 8-1 decision, the Alabama Supreme Courte ruled that all citizens must obey the word of God.
In Most Brilliant, Magnanimous Move Ever, North Korea Bans Sarcasm Which Will TOTALLY Help Their Image
The incredibly intelligent, open-minded, fair, and incredibly roguishly handsome Kim Jong-un has taken the bold, decisive, and truly progressive step of banning sarcasm in North Korea.
Americans are eating bread at an alarming rate, despite warnings from their mothers.
Infowars.com conspiracy theorist and media personal Alex Jones called on his supporters today to participate in nation-wide re-enactment of what he called "the civil war that's coming" in an attempt to draw attention to "deep state forces" that are attempting to "overthrow the Trump presidency."
Often you will hear people in the Southern States proclaim that the American Civil War was not about slavery, but "State's Rights." Please note all the mentions of slavery in their own documents.