The former own of a local printing business and the father of two very average children has decided to head back into shop and create bumper stickers that most Americans can relate to: your children are average and occasional failures.

Customer Support Specialist Brent Underwood pretended to read Ulysses during his lunch break at a local technology firm on Wednesday. He's about half way through the book, although he hasn't read a single page.

According to a spokesperson for the Rolling Stones, Keith Richards wishes not to be bothered.

There's something about Donald Trump's former Chief Strategist that women can't resist and for years, women of all political stripes have sought Steve Bannon's attention.

In an 8-1 decision, the Alabama Supreme Courte ruled that all citizens must obey the word of God.

The incredibly intelligent, open-minded, fair, and incredibly roguishly handsome Kim Jong-un has taken the bold, decisive, and truly progressive step of banning sarcasm in North Korea.

Americans are eating bread at an alarming rate, despite warnings from their mothers.

Infowars.com conspiracy theorist  and media personal Alex Jones called on his supporters today to participate in nation-wide re-enactment of what he called "the civil war that's coming" in an attempt to draw attention to "deep state forces" that are attempting to "overthrow the Trump presidency."

Often you will hear people in the Southern States proclaim that the American Civil War was not about slavery, but "State's Rights." Please note all the mentions of slavery in their own documents.

The Georgia Guidestones, which is a mysterious granite monument erected in the early 1980s that contains a set of 10 guidelines in eight modern languages, has been stolen according to Elbert County Sheriff officials.