July, 2022

Tag: Trump

‘Butthurt’ Added to Oxford English Dictionary

Editors for the Oxford English Dictionary or OED announced today that the word 'butthurt' will be included in a 2017 supplemental version of the world-famous reference guide

Bill Gates Defends News Satire

Former founder and CEO of the Microsoft Corporation took a break from the work at his foundation today to defend news satire sites.

Spicy Tells All: Tiffany Trump Comes Out as Transgender, Triggers POTUS Military Ban

Tiffany Arianna Trump, 23-year-old daughter of U.S. President Donald J. Trump, revealed plans to become a man and join the army during a formal "coming out" ceremony with friends and family Tuesday night at the White House, former press secretary Sean Spicer said this morning.

President Trump Signs Executive Order Declaring Himself Winner Of 2016 Popular Vote

In yet another twist to the saga of the 2016 presidential election, the nation's newly inaugurated president has just signed an executive order declaring himself the winner of the popular vote.

Lindsey Graham to Defend Trump in ‘Honor Duel’ With Marianne Williamson

When Ms. Williamson found out about the duel, rather than criticizing or dismissing it, she embraced it in her unique way.


Wolf Blitzer Advises Against Seeing Your Barber

CNN's Chief Anchor thinks getting your hair done is an unnecessary risk.

Teenager Informs Family that it is Time to Leave

15-year-old Kevin Thomas of Grass Valley abruptly informed his family on Wednesday that he "was ready to go home" from their outing at the Yuba River.

The Flat Earth Society to Fight the Coronavirus

The Flat Earth Society has a plan to rid Earth of the novel Coronavirus.

Supply Chain Issues Linked to Massive Cat Attacks

Department of Defense officials say they are taking "humane steps" to help "mitigate the threat."

Family Cited For Viking Funeral on Local Lake

A local Norwegian family from the Cascade Shores housing development is in hot water for attempting to cremate a deceased relative on Scotts Flat Lake earlier today. The Barstad family recently suffered the loss of the family's patriarch, Norman Barstad, who had lived with the family at their Spanish Lane home.