July, 2022

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QAnon Posts 4th Quarter Profit Despite Failed Predictions

In a surprise announcement, QAnon's stock skyrocketed over the past quarter.
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San Francisco Renames Schools After Uncontroversial Alameda, CA Woman

The San Francisco Unified School District announced plans to rename all its schools with a gender-neutral, non-controversial name.

Area Home Gardener Harvests $7.56 Tomato

Area home gardener Herman M. Dean has been working all summer in his garden and announced to friends and family that he harvested his first tomato. A tomato estimated to cost $7.56 to produce.

Historians: Nevada City, CA Actually an Old Star Trek Episode Set

Historians from Brigham Young and Southern Methodist Universities have discovered that the quaint former gold rush town of Nevada City, California is actually a set from a lost Star Trek episode. The researchers made the discovery while digging through the Paramount television archives in Burbank, CA.

Start-Up Facing Backlash over Patented Spider Air Filters

Texas start-up Breathe-Clean has come under fire for it's SpiderEasy of hypoallergenic air-filters which feature live genetically modified arachnids who, in the words of company spokes person Bethany Millbright "eat the particles that humans can't see."

Porn Version of “Left Behind” Less Amusing Than Original

A pornographic version of the popular 2014 Christian end times film Left Behind ironically is less amusing than the film it sets out to mock.