June, 2022

Tag: President Trump

Trump Buys Clinton Email Server To Store Hospital COVID Data

In a late-night impulse purchase, President Trump bought Hillary Clinton's old email server.
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National Security Agency to Issue Press Releases in Haiku

In a surprise announcement, the National Security Agency or NSA will conduct and publish all Press Releases in Haiku according to Deputy NSA for Strategic Communications Ben Rhodes. The move appears to be an effort to make the oft-criticized security agency look hip, modern and less onerous with regards to personal liberty.

Local Schizophrenic Lawyer Sues Self for Fall

Nevada County is about to make legal history as Fernwood Z. Frischland, Esq., filed a civil suit against himself for a nasty fall he suffered in front of his home at 24444 Old Tunnel Road.