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Emboldened Florida Parents Challenge School’s Pants Mandate
Some Florida parents challenge their public school's authority to prescribe any rules.
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US Synchronized Swim Team Robbed at Gunpoint, Gold Medals Stolen
Rio De Janeiro, Brazil - Team USA has been...
Facebook Struggles With Un-banning Itself
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Exposed: Japan Earthquake A HAARP Prank Gone Wrong
Gakona, AK --Earthquakes have rattled the island country of...
National Security Agency to Issue Press Releases in Haiku
In a surprise announcement, the National Security Agency or NSA will conduct and publish all Press Releases in Haiku according to Deputy NSA for Strategic Communications Ben Rhodes. The move appears to be an effort to make the oft-criticized security agency look hip, modern and less onerous with regards to personal liberty.
Local Schizophrenic Lawyer Sues Self for Fall
Nevada County is about to make legal history as Fernwood Z. Frischland, Esq., filed a civil suit against himself for a nasty fall he suffered in front of his home at 24444 Old Tunnel Road.
