Penn Valley, CA — It is with great sadness to report that long-time Gish Gallop columnist and beat reporter Horace “Bored” Georgeman has passed away following what appears to be an accidental car crash on Highway 20. His Oldsmobile flew over the Vista Point embankment after falling asleep at the wheel.
“Mr. Georgeman’s passing deeply saddens us,” said Gish Gallop President Dwayne Gish in a prepared statement. “I’ll never forget the first time he showed up in the Penn Valley office to complain about our articles on defecation and chemtrails. In that order. I knew he was a perfect fit for the Gish Gallop team and hired him on the spot. There’s a hole in the local journalist community that can’t be filled.”
As the author of over 45 Gish Gallop articles, Horace “Bored” Georgeman became a national sensation overnight after publishing his groundbreaking investigation on plans to drain Lake Tahoe to solve California’s drought. But Georgeman wasn’t done there when he was called around Gish Gallop’s offices. Even though he was approaching 80, the man didn’t slow down. He went undercover to expose the ISIS training camp in Malakoff Diggins State Park. Those efforts earned him several awards, making him a target of the terrorist group and Ranch Dressing manufacturers.