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Friday, April 23, 2021

QAnon Posts 4th Quarter Profit Despite Failed Predictions

The Irish Unimpressed by Mike Pence’s Human Cannonball AttemptsJuly 26, 2020
Honeymoon Over: Fox News Now Attacking TrumpSeptember 4, 2019
Bro on Bro Violence Plagues Hipster CommunityMarch 21, 2019
Elementary School To Create Gender-Neutral RestroomsMarch 26, 2016
Obama Proposes “Leper-like” Colonies For Anti-VaxxersJuly 21, 2016
Inter-dimensional Vortex Briefly Appears Above SacramentoDecember 2, 2019
Local Newspaper: Don’t Shoot the Racist MessengerOctober 29, 2016
General “Mad Dog” Mattis Drops “Secretary” from Secretary of DefenseOctober 6, 2017
Terrible Stock Photo Toons Volume 10October 11, 2016
Sesame Street Announces New Transgender CharacterJanuary 12, 2020
John Kerry Found to be Life-sized Ketchup-filled Stretch ArmstrongSeptember 21, 2020
Gish Gallop Reporter Killed in Car Accident: Horace Georgeman 1933-2015January 16, 2016
ISIS Infecting Syrian Refugees With Meningitis & Other Bio-toxinsJune 19, 2016
An Interview With Chemtrail Expert Madison Star MoonJune 26, 2016
Forget PokÃ©mon, CannaCaching Is The New Big ThingOctober 18, 2016

Starbucks To Manufacture Own CustomersFebruary 29, 2016
Apple CEO Apologizes For Auto-correct: We Were Just Messing with PeopleMarch 26, 2016
Obama: Running Out of Time To Confiscate All GunsMay 24, 2016
Gavin Newsom Suggests Draining Lake Tahoe to Solve Future DroughtsApril 25, 2019
National Security Agency to Issue Press Releases in HaikuMay 21, 2016
Most Americans Still Unclear Where Benghazi IsJanuary 7, 2020
Authorities Warn of Several Dangerous and Imminent ‘Isms’February 29, 2020
Trump Names Sgt. Eugene Tackleberry National Security AdvisorMay 7, 2019
Area Man Caught Smuggling Easter Island ArtifactMay 22, 2017
Grass Valley’s Cornish Christmas To Go ‘Pink’ for Breast CancerOctober 30, 2016
Passion of the Christ to be Made into a Lego MovieJuly 10, 2017
San Francisco’s Coit Tower Modeled After Late Husband’s PenisDecember 31, 2019
Al Gore Mansplains Netscape Navigator to Hillary ClintonMay 25, 2017
Area Man Won’t Be Baited Into Liberal MediaAugust 22, 2017
Trump Victory Linked to Gish GallopNovember 15, 2016

DAPL Protesters Return to Find Oil Drilling on Local LakeFebruary 9, 2017
Jesus Fights Godzilla in the HeavensOctober 28, 2016
California’s Secret Plan to Turn Texas BlueSeptember 9, 2019
Exclusive! Leaked Job Offer Letter For New Fox News Female EmployeesAugust 23, 2016
Trump Switches Up Campaign Song to ‘The Final Countdown’ [VIDEO]October 15, 2016
500 Rushed To Hospitals After Attending Trump RallyApril 19, 2018
Headline And Featured Image Outshines ArticleAugust 21, 2016
4 Signs You’re Doing It WrongJanuary 7, 2021
Study: Bacon Can Prevent Heart AttacksDecember 11, 2018
Vladamir Putin: Obama, Clinton And Americans Are PussiesOctober 17, 2016
Nibiru Expected to be a 2021 Trending Baby NameFebruary 26, 2021
Activist Proposes Breaking California into 37,253,956 Individual StatesMarch 8, 2016
Is Alex Jones Deceased Comedian Bill Hicks? [VIDEO]March 31, 2020
Inter-dimensional Vortex Briefly Appears Above SacramentoDecember 2, 2019
Anti-Derpism and the Rise of Internet Neo-RationalismApril 1, 2016