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WikiLeaks: Nuclear Launch Codes Found on iTunesJune 15, 2017
Pardoned White House Turkey Commits SuicideNovember 24, 2018
Scientists Confirm Truth Still True Even If Russian Hackers Find ItJuly 25, 2016
David Bowie’s Ashes to be Carried By North Korean RocketMarch 10, 2016
Authorities Warn of Several Dangerous and Imminent ‘Isms’February 29, 2020
Democrats To Set Limits For Deceased VotersJuly 21, 2016
Fleshlight Goes Unclaimed at Area Lost and FoundJanuary 19, 2020
Ghost Pepper Challenge Cheetos Promise “Ass Fire Hot” ExperienceSeptember 28, 2018
Herbalife Announces Yog-Sothoth as SpokesmanAugust 13, 2016
Jesus Fights Godzilla in the HeavensOctober 28, 2016
High School Graduates Record Low of 15 of 517 StudentsJune 10, 2017
Now You Know Vol 1: We Exist as Electromagnetic ResonanceMay 20, 2017
McDonald’s Fires Ronald McDonald Amid Creepy Clown EpidemicOctober 11, 2016
Ancient Egyptian Discovery a Great DisappointmentJuly 29, 2016
Sean Spicer: Obama Administration Didn’t Fully Vet The People Trump HiredMay 1, 2017

Blue’s Clues Wins Bluetooth Trademark Infringement LawsuitFebruary 6, 2017
Area Researcher: The Mars Curiosity Rover’s Photos are FakedJune 13, 2017
Iodized Salt Linked to Male ImpotencyOctober 2, 2016
FEMA To Conduct Drills In Preparation Of Nibiru’s Imminent ArrivalJune 24, 2016
Game of Thrones Season 8 to Feature Musical EpisodeMarch 28, 2019
Gish Gallop Salutes Our Heroes: David Bowie Dead at 69January 11, 2016
Billionaires Warn Americans of the Dangers of SocialismJuly 14, 2020
Despite Recent Claims, Shooting People Is Not Considered SatireAugust 25, 2019
Bilderberg Protesters Trash Sierra CityJune 14, 2017
Bernie Sanders to Play Noam Chomsky in Upcoming BiopicNovember 11, 2019
Start-Up Facing Backlash over Patented Spider Air FiltersMay 3, 2017
Obama Deploys Jade Helm Unit for Texas Cleanup and Rescue OperationsAugust 31, 2017
Spicy Tells All: Tiffany Trump Comes Out as Transgender, Triggers POTUS Military BanJuly 27, 2017
Republicans Angry as God Identifies as OmnisexualFebruary 21, 2021
Gish Gallop Review: Brunswick Basin’s Food is CrapMarch 8, 2016

Recent Murders Reveal Unlikely SuspectJune 3, 2017
Trump To Build Wall Around Mar-a-Lago and Make Democrats Pay For ItDecember 29, 2018
McDonald’s Fires Ronald McDonald Amid Creepy Clown EpidemicOctober 11, 2016
Democrat Candidates Battle Climate Change at an All-You-Can-Eat Iowa Steak FrySeptember 24, 2019
Woman Asks Facebook What to do About Her Swollen FootJuly 5, 2016
Area Man Brock Whalen Promises to Make Penn Valley Great AgainMay 27, 2016
Mormon Missionary Investigated For Belgium Terror AttackMarch 26, 2016
Officials Urge Calm During Upcoming Military/Martial Law ExerciseOctober 24, 2016
Chris Hemsworth’s Car Breaks Down in Grass ValleyMay 28, 2016
President Trump Mispronounces NigerOctober 26, 2017
California Recommends Indoor Fireworks CelebrationsJuly 2, 2020
Area Excavator Guy Exercises His Climatology Know-HowAugust 23, 2016
Lesser Publicized Excerpts From Colin Powell’s Leaked EmailsSeptember 15, 2016
Obliviously Creepy Man Likes 7 Years Worth of Woman’s PhotosApril 7, 2018
Cuba Thanks US For Lowering Diplomat PayrollAugust 10, 2017