Derp-o-sphere — Various QAnon factions have struggled to portray Jill Biden as a man, according to several sources close to the idiot conspiracy group. For the past several months, several popular “alternative” web-based communities have sought to transform the soon-to-be first lady into vile caricature as they had done with former First Lady Michelle Obama.

QAnon is a far-right conspiracy theory alleging that a cabal of Satan-worshipping pedophiles runs a global child sex-trafficking ring and plotting against US President Donald Trump, who is fighting the cabal. According to a recent study by George Mason University, the average IQ of a typical QAnon follower is about 96.

Since the early days of the Obama Administration, conspiracy theories arose from the dark corners of the web, implying that the First Lady was a transgender female. The rumors came to a head in 2017 when far-right conspiracy Alex Jones claimed he had “the final proof” that the first lady was indeed a man.

In a 12-minute video, the Infowars host analyses footage and photos that he believes prove Ms. Obama has a penis.



“Since the early days of the Obama administration, citizens across the board have studied videos and photos of Michelle Obama and said that she is a man,” Mr. Jones said. “And even [Barack] Obama has called her over and over again, Michael. But new shock footage has emerged that is being censored off the internet as fast as you can upload it.”

Seizing to capitalize on that success and apparently looking for a new conspiracy theory to lop on to,  QAnon has posted several unconvincing, Photoshop-altered images to the Internet depicting Jill Biden with a penis. All without success.

“I dunno, the pictures I saw of [Jill] Biden just made her look hotter,” said Parler.com user @BilderbergIlluminatiKiller365. “I guess seeing her with a dick just made me notice her more, you know? In fact, and I think I might get in trouble for this, I think it looks good on her.”

A spokesperson for Jill Biden called the failed claims ridiculous and didn’t want to dignify them with a response.