Christopher J. Rushin of Grass Valley, CA
Christopher J. Rushin of Grass Valley, CA

Mississauga is not a real town! Google it and you will find out for yourself! I actually lived in Sarnia¬† and drove to where Mississauga was supposed to be,” said Christopher J. Rushin who currently lives in Grass Valley, “I’ve been ‘there,’ there’s nothing there but trees and houses and people and shit. No signs of civilization whatsoever. And even if there was such a place,¬†Justin Trudeau would never go there. You’re kidding me, right?”

Others were more philosophical about the hoax, maintaining that they might have only dreamed about the city.

“I‘ve been to Mississauga, and now that I think about it, it probably doesn’t actually exist,” commented David Anderson of Penn Valley, CA. “The place did seem too perfect, like a dream or something.”

Still others were a part of the conspiracy calling people who believe such things “stupid idiots.”

Truck driver Don "Dredge" Smith thinks anyone is an idiot for thinking St. George doesn't exist.
Truck driver Don “Dredge” Smith says you’re an idiot for thinking Mississauga doesn’t exist.

“I’m a truck driver. I live in London and I get many shipments into and out of Mississauga,” said a Ontario truck driver Don “Dredge” Smith, a fact that bolsters his status as a Mossad/CIA operative. “As a matter of fact my wife grew up in the Mississauga/Hamilton area. So for you to even state Mississauga doesn’t exist as a town or city whatever y’all want to call it, makes me believe you are an idiot. Or a troll. Or a Rob Ford supporter.”

As for Mr. Wolford, he gave Gish Gallop an old “I told you so.”

“Nice try,” continued Mr. Wolford. “You thought I was making this up, didn’t ya? Well now you know what I know. As soon as you ran into someone who was a Mossad operative, they immediately start calling you an idiot for calling out the Mississauga hoax. But you get used to it after a while. Your skin gets tough with this thing I like to call ‘The Truth.'”

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