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Kellyanne Conway Congratulates the Atlanta Falcons on their Historic Win

Trump spokesperson Kellyanne Conway congratulated the Atlanta Falcons on their historic win.
Trump spokesperson Kellyanne Conway congratulated the Atlanta Falcons on their historic win.

Washington, D.C. — President Donald Trump’s advisor Kellyanne Conway took to the airways following Super Bowl 51 to congratulate the Atlanta FalconsĀ on their historic win. Ms. Conway, who’s been the focus of several recent media-related controversies, wanted to make it clear that President Trump and Russian Federation Vladimir Putin, whom the latter possesses a Patriots Super Bowl Ring, were pleased in the Falcons 40 point victory over the weak New England Patriots.

“The Falcons were able to draw on their love for America and raw talent to dominate a defensive game that drove their team to an offensive, yet factually correct, finish,” said Ms. Conway speaking to a confused FoxNews team after the game. “They won by a 40 point margin that contra-indicated the scoring system in place. Modern scoring systems fail to account for the sheer willingness to succeed that some Super Bowl contenders achieve. Scores don’t matter when it comes to winning.”

Other news outlets were quick to point out that not only did the Falcons lose, but they lost in one of the most upsetting ways – in overtime.

“CNN is claiming that the New England Patriots have won the Super Bowl, despite what the Trump administration is reporting,” said CNN anchor Jake Tapper in a breaking news segment. “We can confirm, again via multiple sources, that the Patriots have indeed won the Super Bowl.”
Shortly after Ms. Conway’s pronouncement, President Donald Trump took to twitter to offer similar praise for the 51st Super Bowl Champions.
The Trump Administration has not responded to our requests for clarification.

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