Redding, CA — According to area veterinarians increased aerosolized chemtrail spraying over Northern California has led to an increase in small pet deaths. In particular, rodents such as hamsters and notably pet guinea pigs seem to be taking on the brunt of the aerial assault. Interestingly, guinea pigs kept as food seem unaffected.
“We came home after I took the family to Sonic, and there was Cookie, dead as a doornail,” said Redding resident and Chemtrail believer Don Birch speaking of their pet guinea pig. “When we left, I told the wife ‘the Lord is testing our resolve today with the spraying,’ and I was right, he was. Of course, my poor daughter is really upset about all this, but I told her that Cookie is with Jesus now in a place where chemtrails can’t hurt her.”
As previously reported, in what anti-chemtrail activists call a disturbing and terrifying development, sky observers from the Redding, CA-based Chemtrail Action Network or CAN say they have evidence that the government and its corporate sponsors have created nearly invisible chemtrails. According to a spokesperson for CAN, this has escalated the battle for our skies into new dimensions.
“It’s clear that the government and their corporate-stooge-cronies have been caught with their pants down,” said CAN spokeswoman Bethany Millbright speaking outside of the organization’s headquarters in Redding, CA. “It’s obvious that groups like CAN have put the fear of God into these people with our activism. Our endless campaigns, billboards and Internet outreach have really made a difference in cutting their geoengineering efforts. But, unfortunately, now that they can make chemtrails nearly invisible, this presents a clear and present danger for people who want to take back our skies.”
It’s unclear whether Cookie’s fatality was linked to invisible or “regular” chemtrail activity. However, Mr. Birch says this is a call to wake up and take action.
“You’ve heard of the proverbial canary in the mines, right,” continued Mr. Birch, “well, this is the guinea pig in the house. How long will it take before we realize that we are being poisoned by globalists trying to control our environment? How long before we take back our skies?”
According to the Birch family, they’ve replaced their deceased guinea pig with a heartier ferret they purchased from Nevada.