Tallahassee, FL — Governor Ron Desantis might have met his match after Venezuelan Gay Communist CRT Trans-Athlete K’Ellal Martok (pronounced Mar’tÓk) announced her bid for Florida’s top government position over the weekend. Martok’s announcement comes on the heels of Miami Democrat Lesbian Anarchist activist Megan Jessje (pronounced Méh-gahn) announcing her candidacy last week to great fanfare.

The re-elect Desantis for President governor campaign jumped into action only to find itself unable to attack the Chinese-Venezuelan athlete.

“It was clear from the get-go that the Desantis campaign wasn’t smart enough to figure out which identity to attack,” said Daisy James, the chief political reporter for the Tallahassee Sun-Times, who covers the governor. “Maybe they gave up after the third adjective? Who knows? But we know that team Desantis is having difficulty coming up with an attack vector that’s sticking. And that spells trouble for them.”

K’Ellal Martok was born in Caracas’s controversial “Little Taiwan” district as K’Ellaly Martok in 1992. The sun of a social worker and oil executive, the young K’Ellaly excelled at baseball and swimming, and, in 2008, she became Venezuela’s first trans athlete to win every swimming event. Her entire family immigrated to Florida in 2012, where she became a naturalized citizen in 2018.

“She’s a real success story,” said Sports Illustrated columnist Gregg Darlington who’s been following K’Ellal since 2006. “There’s nothing she can’t do. And I’m sure the political establishment in Florida is very nervous.”

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