June, 2022

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Wolf Blitzer Suicide Blamed on Shocking MAD Magazine Memo

Pioneering news publication MAD magazine has admitted to "making some things up" during the past 65 years. The news, which was leaked to the press this week by a former disgruntled employee, sent shock waves through the news business and has resulted in the suicide deaths of two journalists.

Old St. Louis Stadium to be Site of New Ferguson Jail

The City of St. Louis and Rams team owner Stan Kroenke has made steps to offset the ballooning costs by converting the old and perfectly functional Edwards Jones Dome into a modern prison facility.

Organic GMO Oil To Hit The Market Soon

In the global oil market, innovation is what separates the winners from the losers. With crude oil prices at historic lows, innovating newer and cheaper ways to get that oil has enabled Cen Corp to thrive.

Bass Pro Shops To Offer Free Islam Identification Workshops

Bass Pro Shops in a cooperative effort with the Friends of the NRA is offering a four part workshop to properly identify those of the Islam faith.

Cher To Wed Robert Plant At Westminster Abbey

Cher's longtime publicist announced this morning that Pop Icon Cher and Rock Icon Robert Plant have reserved the Westminster Abbey for their wedding on January 17th.