Category: Satire


Locals Patch Street Potholes with Pot

Nevada City residents have grown tired of waiting for the city to repair the roadway and recently decided to take matters into their own hands. They did this by planting a series of marijuana plants in the aging street's numerous potholes.

Several Kids Dead After a Good Guy With a Gun Sleeps In

Wilburn Marvin accidentally overslept this morning, missing his chance to save hundreds of people from an active shooter situation.

Cancer Patient Prays to God For Help, God Says Nope

During a late-night prayer session, Louise and Sam prayed incessantly to God. And for hours, nothing. Not a peep from the almighty. Not even a small sign from above.

Unitarians Pick Willem DaFoe As Their Version of Jesus Christ

The Unitarian Universalist Association has made a bold move to broaden its appeal.

Black Man Gunned Down Carrying Newly Purchased Samsung TV

A Texas militia man took the law into his own hands to a disastrous effect.

Republicans Angry as God Identifies as Omnisexual

"Clearly God has been reading Liberal college pamphlets."

“Americans Aren’t Stupid,” Claims Woman at Indoor Trump Rally

"God will protect you," claims President Trump at a recent indoor rally.

Rand Paul Salutes Dead Kids For Dying For Your Liberty

Calls for Rand Paul to resign are growing.
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