Category: Satire


Dr. Oz Fires Carrot Top as Campaign Chief

According to insiders, the relationship was rocky, to say the least, with Oz "not getting" Carrot Top's unique brand of comedy.

Unitarians Pick Willem DaFoe As Their Version of Jesus Christ

The Unitarian Universalist Association has made a bold move to broaden its appeal.

Breaking: GenX Still Doesn’t Give a Shit

We GenXers smirk a lot. Who has time for anything else? We're ancient. It's obvious, OK?

“Come Back Into the Office,” Says CEO Who Doesn’t Know Your Name

CEO Genie Hanson-Carols noted that the company's culture was about inclusivity and teamwork, and achieving those goals would be impossible with remote work.

Commercial Flights Crash After Air Traffic Control Switch to Irish Accent

New Jersey officials have confirmed at least one crash of a Boeing 757, which fell to the ground shortly after departing Newark, New Jersey.

Joel Osteen Now Offering Payday Loans

"It's God's will for you to live in prosperity instead of poverty," said Mr. Osteen commenting on his new enterprise.

Cancer Patient Prays to God For Help, God Says Nope

During a late-night prayer session, Louise and Sam prayed incessantly to God. And for hours, nothing. Not a peep from the almighty. Not even a small sign from above.
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