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White Supremacist Group Politely Declines Invitation to Protest in South Central Los Angeles

A Georgia-based white supremacist group has politely declined an invitation to hold a protest in South Central Los Angeles, CNN is reporting today.

Wikileaks Releases the Gay Agenda

Conservatives immediately called for a Congressional investigation.

Dilbert Seeks Restraining Order Against Creator Scott Adams

"That's where it starts to get creepy," said Dilbert in a brief press conference outside the Martinez courthouse. "Who does that? It makes a house look like a person. Look, I respectfully decline the invitation to join his hallucination. And he needs to stay away from me."

Keith Richards’ Mom Dead at 167

According to a spokesperson for the Rolling Stones, Keith Richards wishes not to be bothered.

Chinese-Branded Peanut Butter Angers Trump Supporter

After discovering a Chinese-branded version of Skippy peanut butter in the Grass Valley, CA Grocery Outlet, area Trump supporter and occasional restaurant racist Terry Adkinson proclaimed to a largely disinterested collection of shoppers that "this is why America is not great anymore."

Area Man Uses Tub Hair to Create Roommate Friendship Bracelets

After removing his roommates' body hair from the shower drain, Mr. Foresight created "Friendship" bracelets for them.

Football Hooligans Form Truce, Have Friendly Game of Trench Warfare Instead

The truce that Clarkson proposed harkens back to The Christmas Truce, a ceasefire between British and German troops during World War 1.

Protesters Tear Down Georgia Guidestones

The controversial apocalyptic Georgia monument proclaiming end-of-the-world scenarios was toppled this past week by a group of leftwing activists.
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