For their part, most Americans cherish their billionaire overlords.
"That's where it starts to get creepy," said Dilbert in a brief press conference outside the Martinez courthouse. "Who does that? It makes a house look like a person. Look, I respectfully decline the invitation to join his hallucination. And he needs to stay away from me."
McDonald’s customers have been asking for more variety in their meals for a long time. And now, their wish has come true.
This was a radical change from his old life, but he’s made it work by keeping all the profits for himself.
As coined by Trump himself, Operation Tremendous Vacation is scheduled to begin in two weeks when the President plans to sign an executive order.
After discovering a Chinese-branded version of Skippy peanut butter in the Grass Valley, CA Grocery Outlet, area Trump supporter and occasional restaurant racist Terry Adkinson proclaimed to a largely disinterested collection of shoppers that "this is why America is not great anymore."