The Epoch Times Buys The Babylon Bee in a Satire-free Transaction
The far-right newspaper The Epoch Times has purchases the French-reactionary publication the Babylon Bee.
Trump Asks Supporters to Donate Their Stimulus Check
President Trump is asking his supporters to donate their stimulus money to his campaign.
Locals Patch Street Potholes with Pot
Nevada City residents have grown tired of waiting for the city to repair the roadway and recently decided to take matters into their own hands. They did this by planting a series of marijuana plants in the aging street's numerous potholes.
ANTIFA Space Force Plans Independence Day Raid on Humboldt County
Residents are advised to wear masks, however, due to confirmed law enforcement reports that Antifa Space Force will be utilizing aerial surveillance satellite footage
1st Annual Karen Convention Receives Record Number of Complaints
Organizers say they're making some adjustments for next year's event.
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Satire Publication Cancelled for Writing about Next School Shooting
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Several Kids Dead After a Good Guy With a Gun Sleeps In
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Anti-Vaxxer Group Gets Polio on India Trip
A group of "anti-vax" Christian evangelicals became very ill after visiting one of the world's poorest places.
Pink Floyd Reunion Album to Feature Donald Trump Cover
In what has both fans and critics excited, members of the often estranged prgressive/psychedelic rock band Pink Floyd haved announced a reunion tour to support their surprise upcoming album called Tree.