How Has Cambridge Analytica Affected Your Dog?

As with any breaking news, the dogs are the cutest part, but you'll have to bear with us for a minute.
President Donald Trump seen here touring a Boeing 767 airplane outfitted with chemtrail gear.

Donald Trump Tours Chemtrail Plane, Promises to Terminate Program

Donald Trump accompanied by select members of his cabinet toured a chemtrail-outfitted dispersal airplane at Andrews Air Force Base yesterday afternoon, according to a news report today.

Local Researcher: Macon, Georgia Doesn’t Exist

North San Juan resident, part-time chemtrail researcher and amateur ionizing radiation hobbyist Skyy Wolford announced to a somewhat disinterested crowd out in front of the Sierra Super Stop that Macon, Georgia is an elaborate hoax and does not exist. Mr. Wolford, who was recently in the news following his landmark Wi-Fi disability settlement, has been studying what he calls "the Macon anomaly" for the past 3 years.
The Virgina-based patriot group APART has plans to replace the Statue of Liberty with a large monument of General Robert E. Lee.

Patriot Group to Replace Lady Liberty with Robert E. Lee

A militia-patriot group announced that it will petition the government to replace the Statue of Liberty located in New York Harbor with a giant monument of Robert E. Lee, the Confederate General who commanded the Northern part of Virgina during the Civil War.

Pence Stuns Green Bay Rally With Impressive Robot Dance

Vice President Pence broke into a spontaneous and unscheduled "robot dance" during a campaign stop in Green Bay, WI.

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