Medicaid Recipient Looking Forward to Getting Back in the Workforce After Coma
Bed-bound 34 year old Bill Bucks of Topeka, Kansas says he's looking forward to getting back into the workforce when the Federal Government requires people on Medicare too seek employment.
Mike Pence: Gay Conversion Therapy Saved His Marriage
In a surprise announcement today, Indiana Governor and Vice President-elect Mike Pence said that gay conversion therapy saved his marriage.
Hillary Clinton Found Dead Of Apparent Suicide
According sources close to the Clinton campaign, the Democratic nominee had come to see herself as the chief obstacle in winning the White House.
Conspiracy Researcher: Missoula, Montana Doesn’t Exist
North San Juan resident, part-time chemtrail researcher, and amateur ionizing radiation hobbyist Skyy Wolford announced to a somewhat disinterested crowd out in front of the Sierra Super Stop that Missoula, Montana is an elaborate hoax and does not exist.
President Trump Pardons Bill Cosby, Despite Warnings from Aides
In a startling announcement via executive order, President Trump has pardoned Bill Cosby from any wrongdoing after being charged with the sexual assault of a Temple University employee in 2004.
