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County Sheriff to Acquire Nation’s First Robocop

The Robocop program was joint project between the United States Department of Defense, the mega-corporation Omni Consumer Products (OCP) company and the city of Detroit who declined to implement their own creation.

Global Patchouli Shortage Hits Nevada County Hard

The news that worldwide production of patchouli oil would be at 27 percent of normal levels spread quickly throughout Nevada County last Sunday.

Claim: Bernie Sanders Born in Havana, Cuba

The Sanders family lived in the Cuban city of Santa Clara and the young Sanders grew to admire Che Guevara and Fidel Castro for the caring way in which they treated the people of Cuba.

Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel Outlaws Gun Violence

In a bold move Mayor Rahm Emanuel has decided to make gun violence illegal in Chicago. Anyone found guilty of shooting will receive harsher sentences, including a "serious timeout" according to Emanuel.

Trump Suggests Retiring Federal Judges at 62

President Trump suggested on a call with the US Troops that he is going to lower the retirement age for Judges.

Kim Jong-un to Visit the United States

In an unprecedented announcement North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-un has released a statement saying he plans to visit the U.S.

Feds Raising Interstate Overpasses: Are FEMA Camps Next?

Gish Gallop has learned that the purported Caltrans I-80 Vertical Clearance Project has nefarious goals. According to insiders, the project will accommodate large-scale "re-living modification" transportation vehicles that will move Central Valley and Sierra Foothills citizens to the Stillwater, Nevada FEMA "safety" camp.

Area Man to Write Steinbeckian “Trimmigrant” Account of Nevada County

Nevada City burgeoning writer Roy Riffle recently announced to a small crowd of Millennials at Cafe Mekka that he intended to write the town’s equivalent John Steinbeck's Grapes of Wrath called Buds of Wrath. Mr. Riffle has been talking with "trimmigrants" as they made their way through town looking for temporary work.
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