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Brian Williams admitted to a small press conference that he was at the 1997 stabbing event of Presidential hopeful Ben Carson. The stabbing event, which apparently occurred in Mr. Williams' mind, happened when the soft-spoken neurosurgeon was at a Christian event speaking about Old Testament history.

As I was investigating this debauchery, it occurred to me, my poo is already smarter than a Democrat. Can you imagine how dim a Democrat’s poo is? Worse, can you imagine how obtuse a Democrat poo clone would be?

The board voted 5 to 2 in favor of allowing adult county residents to hand out revelry packages to other adults on All Hallows Eve, who thought county residents might enjoy a little light-hearted fun, make some new friends, and start their weekend off with a bang.

Another pilot has come forward with photograph revealing a second Unidentified Flying Object or UFO over Nevada County.

Pyongyang, North Korea -- In a bizarre press release from the reclusive and eccentric North Korean dictator, the country's supreme leader Kim Jong Un announced that he was angry that the recent...

Grass Valley, CA -- This morning a local reader of Gish Gallop spotted a group of deer congregating in the front yard of the Swan Levine House, a Grass Valley Bed and...

Really just a bunch of crap to put with your existing crap

According to authorities, the prostitution ring was being operated out of a Chrysler Minivan.