House Republicans Propose Raising Voting Age to 54 1/2
Gerrymandering the Constitution.
Adobe to Retire Impact Meme Font
After months of deliberation following an extensive study from the Rundex Family Foundation, in a stunning announcement, Adobe Systems has decided to remove the Impact Font from all of its product offerings.
American Psycho III to Premiere in January
The much-anticipated sequel to the 2000 black comedy film American Psycho is slated to be released to United Stated audiences sometime after January 20th.
Rand Paul Under Fire For Accepting Stimulus Money
The usually anti-government Senator from Kentucky says there's nothing wrong with taking federal stimulus money.
Black Friday Questioned by Police
Some police departments have expressed concerns over the recent trend of municipalities to treat Black Friday as deserving of a holiday.
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Christian “Terrorists” in Trouble for Illegal Chemtrailing
A group of Christian chemtrailers are in trouble with both civil and military aviation officials for using their aircraft to spread the "the divine Word of Christ."
Easy Bake Oven Thwarted by LED Light Bulb
Warren Grant of Nevada City became agitated on Wednesday when his daughter's Christmas Gift, a "retro" Kenner Easy Bake Oven, failed to cook the small-batch cake mix.
Biden Offers Laid Off Coal Workers Betamax VCRs
The President's critics say this is another example of him being out of touch with average Americans.
Why I Should Be The Next Supreme Court Justice
There is a lot of controversy going on in our government about the next Supreme Court justice and who should be allowed to choose them. I have a simple solution, choose me.
Dalai Lama Finds Time to Relax with a Fidget Spinner
His holiness, the 14th Dalai Lama, surprised audience members at this year's 7th Annual Ohio Spiritual Awakening Festival or OSAF when he mentioned that he used a fidget spinner to occasionally "relax and center himself after a hectic day."
