Humanitarian workers will resettle the next wave of Syrian refugees in Kent, WA, as the Obama Administration struggle to bring at least 10,000 Syrian refugees to the U.S. by the end of September.
As major world powers attend an emergency meeting of the U.N. Security Council to address the successful launch of a North Korean satellite this weekend, federal authorities flooded into Nevada County Sunday morning to investigate what is thought to be debris from Supreme Leader Kim Jong-unâ€™s â€œfriendly launchâ€ into space.
The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) and Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) have announced that they are mobilizing their assets ahead of the President's planned declaration of Martial Law, which is likely to occur towards the end of his presidency.
The popular American children's program Blue's Clues has won a landmark trademark infringement lawsuit against the manufactures of wireless Bluetooth devices.
Area hipster and self-proclaimed postmodern social justice warrior David "Riddle Me" Shoreston has given up his attempts to "subvert the dominant paradigm" with several deliberate act of protest which include his skinny jeans.
He was overheard shouting "Let's go Brandon" moments before being tackled by Secret Service personnel.