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2024 Trump Campaign Accepts George Soros $200 Million Donation

Trump said the money would be used to uphold the Constitition.

Skinny Jeans Fail to Subvert the Dominant Paradigm

Area hipster and self-proclaimed postmodern social justice warrior David "Riddle Me" Shoreston has given up his attempts to "subvert the dominant paradigm" with several deliberate act of protest which include his skinny jeans.

Donald Trump Bombshell: Ted Cruz’s Wife Former Call Girl

This morning, through Twitter, Donald Trump spilled the beans, as promised, about his opponent, Lyin’ Ted Cruz’ wife, Heidi. In a Skype interview with Donald Trump this morning, Gish Gallop was able to get some clarification in this new aspect of the Trump, Cruz feud.

“Come Back Into the Office,” Says CEO Who Doesn’t Know Your Name

CEO Genie Hanson-Carols noted that the company's culture was about inclusivity and teamwork, and achieving those goals would be impossible with remote work.

Joel Osteen Now Offering Payday Loans

"It's God's will for you to live in prosperity instead of poverty," said Mr. Osteen commenting on his new enterprise.

Hanes Trademarks OxyCotton

In what is raising more than a few eyebrows in the garment industry, Hanes Brands, the parent company of the popular line of Hanes undergarments has trademarked the phrase OxyCotton for its new line of mens and women's underwear.

Clinton Campaign Announces New Slogan

The Clinton campaign has finally settled on a new slogan.

Man with Chlamydia Discovers What Happens in Vegas Doesn’t Stay in Vegas

A Kent, WA man has learned the hard way not to trust marketing slogans. 38 year old married father of 2 Jimmy Fostersen recently attended his company's annual convention in Las Vegas, Nevada.
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