United States Speaker of the House of Representatives Paul Ryan made a vulgar gesture towards President Obama as he made his way through the crowd to deliver his annual State of the Union Speech.
The Bureau of Land Management of BLM announced in a prepared press release that they had no other choice but to order American actor and comedian Rip Taylor to decorate the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge.
Groups of conspiracy theorists and alien watchers have used tinfoil hats to repel both government broadcasts and alien brain waves. Scientists are now finding them to no longer be an effective means of protection.
In a decision consistent with past wars and conflicts, local conservatives have overwhelmingly voted to send other people's kids to fight, and presumably die, at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge in Oregon in order to preserve what they call "the sanctity of the Constitution."
A 2 year study by the Palo Alto, CA-based Rundex Family Foundation has determined that the Internet behemoth Google, Inc., which is a subsidiary of the newly formed Alphabet Inc. is actively discriminating against African-African Americans on a number of its platforms.
Across the country, many have taken to wearing protective masks after learning that COVID-19 increases gay activity.
A leaked White House pool photograph shows a controversial picture of staffers on a flight to a campaign-style Trump rally in Wisconsin in 2016.
Mayhem struck the annual psychic fair held in Nevada City last weekend when organizers failed to predict a significant catering issue that left hundreds of attendees without food and beverages for the entire event.