Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) released a statement saying that we're doomed and have no hope.
Sources say that Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg had teamed up with hacktivist group Anonymous to trace the hoax post back to its origin. The post promises that Zuckerberg will hand over a bunch of money to some dummy if they repost it.
Over the past few months, the media has been blaming the media for all of the media's problems.
Moments after being shut down for violating Facebook's community standards, the 92-year-old publication Gish Gallop purchased the troubled page and planned to relaunch it as an orgonite and pro-beef industry re-education page.
According to a prospectus provided by the Church, their Citrus Heights flagship store has grown by over 400%.
Japanese automaker Subaru announced earlier this week that it plans on releasing a limited run of what is tentatively called the Bernie Sanders Outback LE or Limited Edition.
The Jurisdiction of the Jefferson State Militia website was nominated last year for its innovative design and faced stiff competition.
The 56-year-old budget hospitality and lodging chain Motel 6 announced this week that it is going to rename itself given extraordinary inflation and economic pressures.