California’s Secret Plan to Turn Texas Blue
A secret document reveals California's plans to make America blue.
Donald Trump ‘Open To The Idea’ Of U.S./Russia Corporate Merger
Alleged billionaire and Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump told reporters this week that he'd be open to a corporate merger between Russia and the United States should he win the election in November.
First International Bullet Train To Stop Everywhere Except USA
A press release by the United Nations earlier today revealed plans for a global transportation system that runs on a high-speed railway.
First Wave of Syrian Refugees Reach Menominee Michigan
Earlier this week, the first wave of Syrian refugees, approximately 2,000 of the expected 4,500, finally reached the Menominee Marina in downtown Menominee, MI. The remaining refugees are expected to land over the next few days, depending on the weather and conditions of Lake Michigan.
Archaeologist Discovers Nazi Compound In Cairo, Egypt
 News from Cairo, Egypt has reported that a hidden Nazi compound was allegedly infiltrated by a  university professor from University of Los Angeles, CA.
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Anti-Vaxxer Group Gets Polio on India Trip
A group of "anti-vax" Christian evangelicals became very ill after visiting one of the world's poorest places.
Pink Floyd Reunion Album to Feature Donald Trump Cover
In what has both fans and critics excited, members of the often estranged prgressive/psychedelic rock band Pink Floyd haved announced a reunion tour to support their surprise upcoming album called Tree.
