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Google Intern Living In Company Dumpster

This week, a Google intern was discovered living in a trash receptacle behind the company's Mountain View headquarters.

ISIS Regrets Porta Potty Purchase After Attack

A faction of the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria or ISIS said that it will be asking for it's money back after their lease of 14 "Porta Potties" from Justin's Toilet Rentals of Grass Valley, CA were flung around following an allied helicopter fly-over.

President Trump Signs Executive Order Officially Classifying U.S. As Alternative Christian Nation

Despite Republicans' eight year criticism of former President Barack Obama's use of executive orders, their newly inaugurated commander in chief has not been shy to write several himself in just his first week in office.

Report: Siri and Alexa Tryst Produces Concerning Offspring

An online hookup between Apple's Siri and Amazon's Alexa has produced the Internet's first AI offspring.

Gish Gallop Salutes Our Heroes: Leonard Cohen Dead at 82

Leonard Cohen, the hugely influential singer and songwriter whose work spanned nearly 50 years, died at the age of 82.

Report: Isis Expected To Lose Popularity As Baby Name

Statisticians from the Department of Health released a new study concluding there is a 95% probability that the incidence of the female name "Isis" will probably decrease in the United States. Isis had recently become a fairly popular girls name over the last 3 decades, but it probably won't be for much longer.

Bernie Sanders Calls for Eco-Friendly Chemtrail Reform

Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders made a surprise campaign stop in Nevada County on Monday afternoon. Sanders visited the area to announce his plan for a more environmentally friendly chemtrails program.

Donald Trump ‘Fixes’ Brexit With a Sharpie

With one Sharpie stroke, President Trump claims to have fixed Brexit.
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