Area Flat Earth believer Ben M. Walkowiaksky believes that his new Facebook nickname "Flattard" might be a derogatory slur. Mr. Walkowiaksky was christen "Flattard Supreme" by the administrators of the popular Flat Earth Facebook Group "Flat Earth Education" over the weekend.
Donald Trump announced today that he plans on building a wall along the Canadian border to keep Americans from leaving.
A spokesperson for the French President denies giving Trump the wrong directions.
A Group of Flat Earth believers is calling on President Trump to stop using the word "globalist."
Archaeologists working near the site of the Library of Alexandria in Egypt, famed cultural center of the ancient world, uncovered a massive trove of parchments, scrolls, and manuscripts this week, calling it, "the single greatest Anthropological disappointment in history."
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Wilburn Marvin accidentally overslept this morning, missing his chance to save hundreds of people from an active shooter situation.
In what has both fans and critics excited, members of the often estranged prgressive/psychedelic rock band Pink Floyd haved announced a reunion tour to support their surprise upcoming album called Tree.