Area “Flattard” Thinks “Flattard” Might be a Derogatory Slur
Area Flat Earth believer Ben M. Walkowiaksky believes that his new Facebook nickname "Flattard" might be a derogatory slur. Mr. Walkowiaksky was christen "Flattard Supreme" by the administrators of the popular Flat Earth Facebook Group "Flat Earth Education" over the weekend.
Trump Mulling Canadian Wall to Keep Americans In
Donald Trump announced today that he plans on building a wall along the Canadian border to keep Americans from leaving.
Macron “Accidentally” Gives Trump Wrong City for the “G6” Summit
A spokesperson for the French President denies giving Trump the wrong directions.
Flat Earthers Call On Trump to Change His Anti-‘Globalist’ Language
A Group of Flat Earth believers is calling on President Trump to stop using the word "globalist."
Ancient Egyptian Discovery a Great Disappointment
Archaeologists working near the site of the Library of Alexandria in Egypt, famed cultural center of the ancient world, uncovered a massive trove of parchments, scrolls, and manuscripts this week, calling it, "the single greatest Anthropological disappointment in history."
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Anti-Vaxxer Group Gets Polio on India Trip
A group of "anti-vax" Christian evangelicals became very ill after visiting one of the world's poorest places.
Pink Floyd Reunion Album to Feature Donald Trump Cover
In what has both fans and critics excited, members of the often estranged prgressive/psychedelic rock band Pink Floyd haved announced a reunion tour to support their surprise upcoming album called Tree.
