Starfleet Cancels Plans for San Francisco-Based Headquarters
Authorities speaking for the space research and exploration organization Starfleet have confirmed a long-rumored decision to postpone construction of the San Francisco-based Starfleet Academy.
CERN Scientists: We May Be on an Alternate Reality Pathway
The scientists at CERN Laboratories, or European Organization for Nuclear Research in Switzerland, have finally isolated and studied the elusive Higgs-Boson particle, also known as the 'God particle'. The findings of the study are startling, to say the least.
Trump Official: Nuclear War with North Korea May Lead to Nuclear War
According to Assistant to the Secretary of Defense for Intelligence Oversight Michael T. Mahar, a nuclear war with North Korea may lead to nuclear war.
First International Bullet Train To Stop Everywhere Except USA
A press release by the United Nations earlier today revealed plans for a global transportation system that runs on a high-speed railway.
Cthulhu Joins Amway
In what is being discussed as a deathblow to Earth and its inhabitants, Cthulhu (pronounced Khlûl′-hloo), the gigantic, wholly evil entity worshiped by cultists who conducts human sacrifices, has joined Amway. This announcement sent shocks through the MLM world, as well as terrifying humanity.
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Hanes Trademarks OxyCotton
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