Santa Tests Positive For COVID-19

Old Saint Nick is sick with COVID but is still full of cheer.
New Popeye's Fried Chicken restaurant to harness EMF power their fryers.

Downtown Cell Towers to Power New Popeyes Fried Chicken

After the committee announced that it would allow Verizon contractor Epic Wireless to install as many eight mini cell towers on top of the Friar Tuck's building, new Popeyes owner Nathan Armstrong said the increased Electromagnetic Field (EMF) radiation would help cut his energy costs.

Antifa Declares IPO, Listing On NYSE

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China taunted President Trump, claiming that his wall would not match their more manly one.

China: Our Wall is Thicker, Longer, Harder

China taunted President Trump, claiming that his wall would not match their more manly one.
Vice President-elect mentioned Chemtrails several times today during an interview with Fox News.

Mike Pence Embraces Chemtrails

Vice President Mike Pence made a comment on Fox News today that he supports investigating claims that the government is manipulating the environment with Chemtrails.

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