Santa Tests Positive For COVID-19
Old Saint Nick is sick with COVID but is still full of cheer.
Downtown Cell Towers to Power New Popeyes Fried Chicken
After the committee announced that it would allow Verizon contractor Epic Wireless to install as many eight mini cell towers on top of the Friar Tuck's building, new Popeyes owner Nathan Armstrong said the increased Electromagnetic Field (EMF) radiation would help cut his energy costs.
Antifa Declares IPO, Listing On NYSE
NYSE officials have yet to decide on a ticker symbol.
China: Our Wall is Thicker, Longer, Harder
China taunted President Trump, claiming that his wall would not match their more manly one.
Mike Pence Embraces Chemtrails
Vice President Mike Pence made a comment on Fox News today that he supports investigating claims that the government is manipulating the environment with Chemtrails.
