Researchers at the Monsanto Center of Agricultural Development located at the Washington University in St. Louis, Missouri have announced a breakthrough discovery using oil shale hydraulic fracturing or "fracking" technology to dramatically improve dairy cow milk production.
The information about the invitation leaked this past weekend when it appeared that the Biden Administration lost the Afghanistan evacuation publicity war.
Emergency personnel were summoned to the posh Bourges Hotel in San Francisco's Fisherman's Wharf District this morning. In an official briefing at 10 am, Pacific time, in the Bourges convention hall, Ms. Dâ€™lune spoke through tears to the media.
In what is being discussed as a deathblow to Earth and its inhabitants, Cthulhu (pronounced KhlÃ»lâ€²-hloo), the gigantic, wholly evil entity worshiped by cultists who conducts human sacrifices, has joined Amway. This announcement sent shocks through the MLM world, as well as terrifying humanity.
The accident underscores supply and distribution chain issues that keep economic growth flaccid.
Elaine Odell of Beaverton, OR wonders if she inadvertently answered the wrong question.
This ends a long tradition of strong reporting from the Sierra City, CA-based news source.