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Republicans Angry as God Identifies as Omnisexual

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God Claims Texas Freeze Punishment for Toll Roads

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Internet Researcher: Asheville, North Carolina Doesn’t Exist

North San Juan resident, part-time chemtrail researcher and amateur ionizing radiation hobbyist Skyy Wolford announced to a somewhat disinterested crowd out in front of the Sierra Super Stop that Asheville, North Carolina is an elaborate hoax and does not exist.

Rush Limbaugh Dead at 86

Marrying shock-jock bravado with incendiary right-wing rhetoric, Limbaugh became AM radio's most popular talk-show host and took an entire political party with him.

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