The Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta, Georgia have linked excessive masturbation to blindness.

CDC Links Blurred Vision and Blindness to Excessive Masturbation

The Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta, Georgia have linked excessive masturbation to blindness.

Keith Richards’ Mom Dead at 167

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President Donald Trump seen here in the newly renovated underground White House golf course

Trump Avoids Bad Press with New Underground White House Golf Course

A reporter for the Associated Press has come into possession of documentation indicating the extensive renovation work currently being carried out on the White House may include an unexpected alteration.
Remnants of the Coppell, TX Amazon.com warehouse explosion.

Fireworks Package Destroys Amazon.com Warehouse

An Amazon Fulfillment Center Warehouse #DFW6 burnt to the ground overnight after a large fireworks package unexpectedly exploded while being carried by an automated robot "picker."

Ted Cruz to Star in Next Batman Movie

According to Hollywood insiders, Presidential hopeful and Tea Party favorite Senator Ted Cruz has announced a multi-year contract with Warner Brothers Picture to star in as many as 3 Batman films as "the Penguin."

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