January, 2022

Travel

Hot Springs Vacationer Unaware of Volcano Directly Under Her Ass

Judie Parish of Fresno, CA has no idea what's going on directly below her.

The Military Isn’t Socialism, Claims Man with Government Military Job

A career Army man at Fort Hood says he hates socialism.

Trump Suggests Using Nuclear Weapons to Stop Amazon Fires

First President Trump suggested using nuclear weapons on hurricanes. Now this.

California’s Secret Plan to Turn Texas Blue

A secret document reveals California's plans to make America blue.

Donald Trump ‘Fixes’ Brexit With a Sharpie

With one Sharpie stroke, President Trump claims to have fixed Brexit.
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Pope Francis Blesses Grade A Indica

In a surprise revision to the recent Papal encyclical, Pope Francis has decided to bless Indica strains of Marijuana.

Damnation Army Seeks Important Satanist Thrift Shopping Demographic

According to a prospectus provided by the Church, their Citrus Heights flagship store has grown by over 400%.

Subaru Announces 2023 Limited Edition Bernie Sanders Outback

Japanese automaker Subaru announced earlier this week that it plans on releasing a limited run of what is tentatively called the Bernie Sanders Outback LE or Limited Edition.

State of Jefferson Website Honored with Layout of the Year Award

The Jurisdiction of the Jefferson State Militia website was nominated last year for its innovative design and faced stiff competition.

Inflation Concerns Drive Motel 6 to Rename to Motel 7

The 56-year-old budget hospitality and lodging chain Motel 6 announced this week that it is going to rename itself given extraordinary inflation and economic pressures.