Black & Decker Orders Recall of Its Hands-Free Chainsaws
They were falling into the wrong hands.
Tesla Introduces Retro Line of Cars Featuring AM Radios
Tesla is making history again with its new like of retro electric cars.
Introverts Celebrate Global Social Distancing
Introverts everywhere are pleased by new social distancing efforts.
SNOPES.COM Forced to Debunk Film ‘Groundhog Day’
The popular debunking website which describes itself as having all "latest rumors, urban legends, myths and misinformation gathered together in one nifty list," was forced this week to demonstrate that the 1990s film Groundhog Day starring Bill Murray was in fact FALSE.
Asian Tourists Confused by Dick’s Sporting Goods
A spokesperson for AST says that the popular touring line is considering different routes from LAX to Disneyland in the future.
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Christian “Terrorists” in Trouble for Illegal Chemtrailing
A group of Christian chemtrailers are in trouble with both civil and military aviation officials for using their aircraft to spread the "the divine Word of Christ."
Easy Bake Oven Thwarted by LED Light Bulb
Warren Grant of Nevada City became agitated on Wednesday when his daughter's Christmas Gift, a "retro" Kenner Easy Bake Oven, failed to cook the small-batch cake mix.
Biden Offers Laid Off Coal Workers Betamax VCRs
The President's critics say this is another example of him being out of touch with average Americans.
Why I Should Be The Next Supreme Court Justice
There is a lot of controversy going on in our government about the next Supreme Court justice and who should be allowed to choose them. I have a simple solution, choose me.
Dalai Lama Finds Time to Relax with a Fidget Spinner
His holiness, the 14th Dalai Lama, surprised audience members at this year's 7th Annual Ohio Spiritual Awakening Festival or OSAF when he mentioned that he used a fidget spinner to occasionally "relax and center himself after a hectic day."
