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Ozzy Osbourne and Keith Richards Oddly Survive 2016

Veteran and aging rockers Keith Richard and Ozzy Osbourne seem to have escaped what other popular musicians have not been able to do: 2016.

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Gynecology MasterClass Breaks the Internet

All of the major Internet Service Providers announced plans to slow down Ms. Paltrow's controversial class in order to preserve network capacity.

Gish Gallop Salutes Our Heroes: Leonard Cohen Dead at 82

Leonard Cohen, the hugely influential singer and songwriter whose work spanned nearly 50 years, died at the age of 82.

Review: I’d Rather Eat Nails Than Listen to Glass Houses by Billy Joel

Glass Houses features louder, not loud guitars, bigger drum mixes, and the same shitty lyrics that pollute the rest of his albums. And the cherry on top of the poop sundae is Joel decided to mix in a saxophone apparently to provide some glue between his predictable hooks.

Robert Fripp Retires to Teach Guitar in Derry, New Hampshire

Esteemed progressive guitar player Robert Fripp announced that he is retiring from his leadership position in King Crimson, and plans on spending his days at a Derry, New Hampshire's Smash Music located on East Broadway Street.

KISS Army Shrinks to Pre-World War II Level

The KISS Army reported this weekend that the army’s end strength for September was 479,172. That’s 154 fewer soldiers than the service’s previous post-World War II low, which was reached during the Music From The Elder draw-down of 1981.

Mike Pence a Closet Iron Maiden Fan, Claims College Boyfriend

New revelations from an old "friend" of Vice President Mike Pence claim that the now ultra-conservative, evangelical Christian was a closet fan of the 1980s heavy metal band Iron Maiden.

Donald Trump Claims John Lennon Is His Favorite Band

In an odd and error-laden tweet, President Donald Trump said John Lennon was his favorite 'band."
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