Esteemed progressive guitar player Robert Fripp announced that he is retiring from his leadership position in King Crimson, and plans on spending his days at a Derry, New Hampshire's Smash Music located on East Broadway Street.
Progressive rock band Rush is planning one releasing a collection of 1978 disco outtakes.
According to a spokesperson for the Rolling Stones, Keith Richards wishes not to be bothered.
According to CalTech astrophysicist Dr. Tral Aldrich, there is a distinct possibility that the popular form of music known as 'Rock N' Roll' is really just a euphemism for fornication.
Merton Davies knows a racist when he sees one.
According to a new tell-all book, the creator of the Comedy Central show South Park based the popular character Eric Cartman on his childhood guinea pig.
Mr. Bufton doesn't think about the casualties in the Afghan theater. All he knows is that he's keeping America safe.
A California man can't hack the challenges of living in the golden state anymore.
According to a memo, the DoD started Operation Horse Paste Earlier this month with the goal of "controlling the massive spread of the COVID-19 Delta variant."