Ed Force One Cited for Unauthorized Chemtrail Emissions
British heavy metal legends Iron Maiden are being investigated for illegal chemtrail spraying with the use of their customized touring aircraft, the ex-Air France 747-400 jumbo jet known as Ed Force One.
Elvis’ Last Turd Goes On the Auction Block
Darrel Kent of Wichita, Kansas is going to auction off his authentic Elvis turd.
God Admits Being a Huge Pink Floyd Fan
God, the Creator of all things, admitted over the weekend that he's a massive Floyd fan.
Biden Solidifies Progressive Base With Steve Hackett VP Nod
Joe Biden has chosen former Genesis guitar player Steve Hackett in an attempt to attract more Progressive voters.
Ted Nugent Shouts Allahu Akbar! After Blowing Up Marshall Stack
Judging by his antics during last night's blistering performance at Eagle's Lake Bingo & Casino, County Fair rocker Ted Nugent wholeheartedly agrees with President Trump's executive order banning Muslims from entering the United States.
