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Winterfell is getting into the coffee aftermarket.
Unemployed Man Politely Turns Down Lettuce Picking Job
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Velveeta Pilots New Line of Meat
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Modern Virility Magazine: Donald Trump America’s Most Desirable Man
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Fireworks Package Destroys Amazon.com Warehouse
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CNN: Hillary Puts Huma Weiner In Charge Of Bill’sStaff
Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton in an effort to slow down the thunder of a new FBI investigation into her email server scandal has assigned longtime aide Huma Abedin Weiner to her husband's staff.
Area Woman Insists on Medical Marijuana for Anesthesia
After meeting with her surgeon at Sutter Roseville Medical Center in Roseville, CA, 38 year old Nevada City resident Melinda Harborshauer insisted that she be allowed to use medical marijuana for both anesthesia and post operation pain management.
