Amazon.com Pantry to Offer Livestock
Amazon.com announced late Friday afternoon that it planned to use its popular "Prime Pantry" service to start shipping Livestock directly to consumers.
Chris Christie Closes Down Area Golden Corral
Christ Christie is back in the news today as reports came in from an area Golden Corral restaurant that the New Jersey governor had shut down the popular family-style buffet restaurant so he could dine in private.
Trump Supporter Jailed for 30 Days after Farting in Malaysian Elevator
A California man will spend up to 30 days in prison for accidentally farting in a Malaysian elevator.
California to Use Chimpanzees to ‘Dose’ Oranges with LSD
Orange County, CA is set to begin treating its famous orange groves with LSD using chimpanzees.
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Gynecology MasterClass Breaks the Internet
All of the major Internet Service Providers announced plans to slow down Ms. Paltrow's controversial class in order to preserve network capacity.
