Category: Food


Study: Red Meat Consumption Unrelated to Manliness

scientists have concluded there is no discernible correlation between the amount of red meat consumed and the raw masculinity of the men consuming it.

Burger King Preps 60,000 Mexican Replacement Robots

Burger King Corporation announced today that it plans on replacing its foreign born workers in all of its 7400 restaurants with foreign-built robots.

Obama Denounces “Racist” Foods

President Obama has stepped into a bit of a quagmire today. Some of the reporters present at an impromptu press briefing were amazed. All of the reporters were shaking their heads.

New Years Resolution Thwarted By Canal Gate

Nevada City, CA -- Burt Bowles is fed up with fatphobia. Trying to live up to his New Year's resolution to lose weight, Bowles, of Nevada City, decided to take a walk along...

Local Racist Ranks the American Value of Ethnic Foods

Area racist and Trump supporter Terry Adkinson of Grass Valley made a point Sunday night to rank Ethnic food based on its "value" to society.

Concerns Grow For State of Paltrow’s Vagina

Paramedics escort a worried Ms. Paltrow to hospital, amid fears over the health of her vagina.

Charles Leads Climate Change Fight By Eating Children

The Prince of Wales announced that he had initiated his own "cap and trade" program.

Texas Outlaws Vegan Gravy

Texas is the first state in the union to ban vegan gravy.
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