Category: Food


Jars of Trump Farts Sell Out in One Day

Thousands of jars of "MAGA-farts" have sold out in one day, making a Topeka man rich.

Dr. Oz Fires Carrot Top as Campaign Chief

According to insiders, the relationship was rocky, to say the least, with Oz "not getting" Carrot Top's unique brand of comedy.

Corporate Stock Buy Backs Allow Chipotle Worker to Continue to Live Just Above the Poverty Line

Denise Hancock announced to her fellow Chipotle workers that she's excited about the almost 1 trillion dollars worth of corporate stock buy-backs.

Health Nut News Facebook Page Bought by Gish Gallop

Moments after being shut down for violating Facebook's community standards, the 92-year-old publication Gish Gallop purchased the troubled page and planned to relaunch it as an orgonite and pro-beef industry re-education page.

Winterfell Announces ‘Starkbucks’ Franchise After Viral Launch

Winterfell is getting into the coffee aftermarket.

Florida Gym Teacher Arrested For Farting On Student

Pensacola, FL gym teacher Davis Allen Darden has arrested and released pending an investigation.

Arthur Wonder, Inventor of Sliced Bread, Dead at 107

Baking giant Arthur Wonder dead at 107.

Peeps Made With Real Chicken

The animal rights organization is alleging that Just Born's flagship confection is made with real chicken. Peeps is a marshmallow candy shaped like baby chicks, it is most popular around the Easter Holiday.
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