Bernie Sanders Proposes “Enchirito Restoration Act of 2020”
In what some are calling some of the Vermont Senator's greatest achievements, Bernie Sanders took to the chamber floors yesterday afternoon to introduce what he's calling the Enchirito Restoration Act of 2017 which seeks to force fast food giant to re-introduce the enchilada-like item on its menu.
Winterfell Announces ‘Starkbucks’ Franchise After Viral Launch
Winterfell is getting into the coffee aftermarket.
Unemployed Man Politely Turns Down Lettuce Picking Job
Theo Dodge of Fresno, CA isn't interesting in doing any of that "Mexican" work.
Velveeta Pilots New Line of Meat
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Modern Virility Magazine: Donald Trump America’s Most Desirable Man
President Trump proves once again that he is the most desired man on Earth.
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