KFC Offers Trump’s Medical Team a 12-Piece Chicken Infusion
KFC is stepping up its game with its presidential fried chicken IV drip.
Goodwill Denies Reselling Dog Shit in Plastic Bags
Goodwill industries is denying that it packaged dog feces for resale.
John Kerry Found to be Life-sized Ketchup-filled Stretch Armstrong
After a shaving accident on Wednesday a mystery was revealed: Secretary of State John Kerry is a flexible action figure filled with ketchup.
Trump Buys Salads For Winning Women’s College Basketball Team
President Trump today offered salads to the "girls" basketball team from Syracuse.