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September, 2021

Art

The Irish Unimpressed by Mike Pence’s Human Cannonball Attempts

Vice President Pence's attempts to impress the Irish almost left him gravely injured.

Priapic Environmentalist Bragging about the Size of His Prius

He wants you to look at the size of his Prius.

Trump Tempts Fate by Attending Play at Ford’s Theater

President Trump attended a play at Washington D.C.'s Ford Theater, despite the obvious irony.

Sesame Street Reluctantly Gives Directions to Itself

The famous children's television street finally had to breakdown and give directions to itself.

Punk Rocker Claims True Intent Of Anarchy

In an attempt to alleviate a slow news day, we stumbled upon an Anarchist's Group on Facebook
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Increased Chemtrail Spraying Leading to Premature Guinea Pig Deaths

Increased aerosolized chemtrail spraying over Northern California has led to an increase in small pet deaths according to area veterinarians.

“Racists aren’t the real racists. You’re the real racist,” Says Area Racist

Merton Davies knows a racist when he sees one.

Eric Cartman Based On South Park Creator’s Pet Guinea Pig

According to a new tell-all book, the creator of the Comedy Central show South Park based the popular character Eric Cartman on his childhood guinea pig.

Most Americans Still OK with the 71,000 Afghans We Bombed to Death

Mr. Bufton doesn't think about the casualties in the Afghan theater. All he knows is that he's keeping America safe.

Low IQ Man Can’t Handle The Hectic Pace of California

A California man can't hack the challenges of living in the golden state anymore.