May, 2022


Pornhub Struggling With Huge Load

The adult-content giant welcomes this thrust in visits.

Passion of the Christ to be Made into a Lego Movie

Warner Brothers Entertainment announced that it plans on making a Lego version of the Passion of Jesus which will premiere in December 2017 shortly before Christmas.

Confederate States of America: Ordinances and Causes of Secession

Often you will hear people in the Southern States proclaim that the American Civil War was not about slavery, but "State's Rights." Please note all the mentions of slavery in their own documents.

CEO Admits “The Beyond” In Bed, Bath & Beyond Refers to Bi-Curious Males

The home retail giant's announcement has rocked the industry.

Gish Gallop Salutes Our Heroes: David Bowie Dead at 69

David Bowie, the rock and roll visionary whose career spanned six decades, died Sunday after a long battle with cancer. He was 69.


ANTIFA Space Force Plans Independence Day Raid on Humboldt County

Residents are advised to wear masks, however, due to confirmed law enforcement reports that Antifa Space Force will be utilizing aerial surveillance satellite footage

1st Annual Karen Convention Receives Record Number of Complaints

Organizers say they're making some adjustments for next year's event.

Pope Francis Proposes Friday Sabbath

Pope Francis has delivered a sweeping encyclical officially amending doctrine to move the Christian Sabbath from Sunday to Friday.

Area Pastor Defies Death, Converts to Atheism

A local pastor had a bit of a scare recently when he dropped dead of a heart attack. First responders were unable to revive him at the scene, and a defibrillator had zero impact as he was completely dead.

Area “Flattard” Thinks “Flattard” Might be a Derogatory Slur

Area Flat Earth believer Ben M. Walkowiaksky believes that his new Facebook nickname "Flattard" might be a derogatory slur. Mr. Walkowiaksky was christen "Flattard Supreme" by the administrators of the popular Flat Earth Facebook Group "Flat Earth Education" over the weekend.