According to renowned alternative medicine proponent Dr. Joseph Mercola, pop star Joni Mitchell has been cured of Morgellons Disease after a 15 month treatment using a variety of products purchased from his his website Mercola.com.
In an attempt to control the messaging around Iran, the Trump administration announced it would limited access to an Anthony Bourdain show on Iran.
Gun control is finally in reach after African-Americans arm themselves.
Border immigration and DEA officials now admit that prayer rugs found at the Mexican border were apart of an elaborate prank.
Scientists at the esteemed New York Stem Cell Foundation accidentally mixed the DNA of Robin Williams and Adolph Hitler to disastrous results.