Sacramento City College Grants Joe Rogan Honorary AA Degree
Mr. Rogan plans no immediate career changes but is open to teaching a few classes.
American Sniper to be Made into a Lego Movie
In an expected announcement from Warner Brothers Pictures, the entertainment giant says it plans on producing a Lego version of its hugely popular, Clint Eastwood-directed film American Sniper. According to a Warner Brothers internal memo, after a long negotiation with Legos executives, the large media company was able to give them "an offer they couldn't refuse."
Ted Cruz to Star in Next Batman Movie
According to Hollywood insiders, Presidential hopeful and Tea Party favorite Senator Ted Cruz has announced a multi-year contract with Warner Brothers Picture to star in as many as 3 Batman films as "the Penguin."
Pornhub Struggling With Huge Load
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