May, 2022


Border Prayer Rugs Blamed on Fake El Paso Flea Market

Border immigration and DEA officials now admit that prayer rugs found at the Mexican border were apart of an elaborate prank.

Former ‘US Navy Seal’ Reveals Big Secret About Fortnite

Former 'US Navy Seal' and anonymous 4chan user “Ninja's Number One Boi" claims to have the real reason behind Fortnite's success.

Massive Trump Statue Erected in North Korea

Former President Trump admires North Korea's flattery.

Psychic Fair Organizers Fail To Predict Catering Error

Mayhem struck the annual psychic fair held in Nevada City last weekend when organizers failed to predict a significant catering issue that left hundreds of attendees without food and beverages for the entire event.

Adam Sandler Makes Comeback in a New Paramount Pictures Release

Paramount Pictures is betting on Adam Sandler in their upcoming film The Pizza Delivery Guy.


Researcher Claims Area 51 Doesn’t Exist

A Northern California "alternative" researcher claims that Area 51 doesn't exist and it's all apart of a government hoax.

Rejected State of Jefferson Flags

Gish Gallop Salutes the rejected flags of the State of Jefferson. Do you see any that you think should be re-considered?

McConnell: Trump’s Finger Smells Like Ass

Others have mentioned a similar experience with the President.

Area Woman Injured By Kmart Receipt Pile

Layaway has a new meaning for long time Grass Valley resident Millie Franks after she was nearly smothered under 27 lbs. of Kmart receipts on Saturday.

Area Man’s Spirit Animal Disemboweled by Trump Sons Eric & Donald Jr.

For area man, Al Homssi, 24, his spirit animal met a violent death via disembowelment at the hands of First Sons Eric and Donald Jr. following a disagreement over health care reform.