Trump to Release Campaign Biopic
The president elect Donald J. Trump organization announced yesterday that the controversial Republican is planning on releasing a updated biopic of the 2016 election season entitled My Struggle.
Black Militias Spotted in Kentucky: Gun Control is Now Within Reach
Gun control is finally in reach after African-Americans arm themselves.
Groupon.com Hastily Removes Adult Film Shoot Coupon
The popular online coupon site removed an offer for an adult film shoot.
Border Prayer Rugs Blamed on Fake El Paso Flea Market
Border immigration and DEA officials now admit that prayer rugs found at the Mexican border were apart of an elaborate prank.
South Park Creators to Produce Jade Helm 2020: The Musical
The creators of South Park are promising a musical version of the 2015 military exercises called Jade Helm.
The Amazing Mr. Clean Magic Eraser Fails to Prevent Existential Crisis
A creeping and gnawing feeling that something isn't right continued its steady march for the 11th consecutive year as area woman Margaret Crowley failed to find enlightenment after purchasing the amazing and revolutionary Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Plain English Translation of James Joyce’s Finnegans Wake Exceeds 175,000 Pages
University of Chicago James Joyce scholar Professor James Badwater has completed what he is calling a "plain English" version of the Irish writer's avant-garde work Finnegans Wake. The translated version of this comic fiction novel has eclipsed over 175,000 pages and will take approximately 42 years to read.
Gish Gallop Salutes Our Heroes: David Bowie Dead at 69
David Bowie, the rock and roll visionary whose career spanned six decades, died Sunday after a long battle with cancer. He was 69.
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