Ted Cruz to Star in Next Batman Movie
According to Hollywood insiders, Presidential hopeful and Tea Party favorite Senator Ted Cruz has announced a multi-year contract with Warner Brothers Picture to star in as many as 3 Batman films as "the Penguin."
Caltech Physicist: Rock N’ Roll Actually Euphemism For Fornication
According to CalTech astrophysicist Dr. Tral Aldrich, there is a distinct possibility that the popular form of music known as 'Rock N' Roll' is really just a euphemism for fornication.
Jeff Bezos Releases Photos of Tesla’s Starman Mars Arrival
Jeff Bezo's Blue Origin Blue Moon Interstellar Explorer released exclusive photos of SpaceX Starman's arrival on Mars.
California’s “Abortion Relocation Fund” Tops 1 Billion Dollars
A new California law pays women in pro-life States to have abortions in California.
