Wikileaks Releases the Gay Agenda
Conservatives immediately called for a Congressional investigation.
Democrat Gay Communist CRT Trans Athlete from the Chinese part of Venezuela to Challenge Ron DeSantis in 2022
The re-elect Desantis campaign jumped into action only to find itself unable to attack the Chinese-Venezuelan athlete.
Hanes Trademarks OxyCotton
In what is raising more than a few eyebrows in the garment industry, Hanes Brands, the parent company of the popular line of Hanes undergarments has trademarked the phrase OxyCotton for its new line of mens and women's underwear.
Christian Scientist Claims Being Christian is Genetic; Being Gay is a Choice.
A Liberty University 'scientist' who used 'God's guidance,' has determined that being Christian is genetic.
Dove Releases Soap Dispenser Products For “Washing Your Asshole”
The United Kingdom-base Dove announced today a new line of soap dispenser products specifically designed to clean your butt hole. The new product, called Dove Real Clean, is targeted at the growing "anus grooming" market.
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Cancer Patient Prays to God For Help, God Says Nope
During a late-night prayer session, Louise and Sam prayed incessantly to God. And for hours, nothing. Not a peep from the almighty. Not even a small sign from above.
