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October, 2021

Chemtrails

North San Juan Resident Can’t Handle the Hectic Pace of Grass Valley

North San Juan resident Shep “The Ship” Walkins says he can't handle the hectic Grass Valley rat race. Walkins has been living up on "The Ridge" for over 32 years and considers himself a local boy.

Gish Gallop Reporter Killed in Car Accident: Horace Georgeman 1933-2015

As the author of over 45 Gish Gallop articles, Horace "Bored" Georgeman became a national sensation overnight after publishing his groundbreaking investigations.

Local Researcher: Gold Coast, Queensland Doesn’t Exist

North San Juan resident, part-time chemtrail researcher and amateur ionizing radiation hobbyist Skyy Wolford announced to a somewhat disinterested crowd out in front of the Sierra Super Stop that the Australian resort city of Gold Coast is an elaborate hoax and does not exist.
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