May, 2022

Chemtrails

Protesters Demand Anti-Chemtrail Statue Be Torn Down

The Redding, CA-based Chemtrail Action Network or CAN have petitioned the local government to have what they call is an "pro-Chemtral/anti-science" statue removed from outside the city's popular Fantasy Fountain water amusement park.

QAnon Posts 4th Quarter Profit Despite Failed Predictions

In a surprise announcement, QAnon's stock skyrocketed over the past quarter.

Ed Force One Cited for Unauthorized Chemtrail Emissions

British heavy metal legends Iron Maiden are being investigated for illegal chemtrail spraying with the use of their customized touring aircraft, the ex-Air France 747-400 jumbo jet known as Ed Force One.

Christian “Terrorists” Jailed for Illegal Chemtrailing

A group of Christian chemtrailers are in trouble with both civil and military aviation officials for using their aircraft to spread the "the divine Word of Christ."

Chemtrail Reduction Program Kills Off Last Unicorn

Sadness swept across the 'woo-o-sphere' late today as news spread that the last remaining  flying Unicorn was accidentally killed by a Chemtrail reduction program. The Redding, CA-based Chemtrail Action Network or CAN has been developing a patented anti-Chemtrail "shield system" for over 5 years largely with donations gathered from its website.
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