North San Juan resident, part-time chemtrail researcher and amateur ionizing radiation hobbyist Skyy Wolford announced to a somewhat disinterested crowd out in front of the Sierra Super Stop that Mississauga, Ontario is an elaborate hoax and does not exist. Mr. Wolford, who was recently in the news following his landmark Wi-Fi disability settlement, has been studying what he calls "the Mississauga anomaly" for the past 3 years.
North San Juan resident Shep â€œThe Shipâ€ Walkins says he can't handle the hectic Grass Valley rat race. Walkins has been living up on "The Ridge" for over 32 years and considers himself a local boy.
As the author of over 45 Gish Gallop articles, Horace "Bored" Georgeman became a national sensation overnight after publishing his groundbreaking investigations.