Donald Trump Tours Chemtrail Plane, Promises to Terminate Program
Donald Trump accompanied by select members of his cabinet toured a chemtrail-outfitted dispersal airplane at Andrews Air Force Base yesterday afternoon, according to a news report today.
Local Researcher: Macon, Georgia Doesn’t Exist
North San Juan resident, part-time chemtrail researcher and amateur ionizing radiation hobbyist Skyy Wolford announced to a somewhat disinterested crowd out in front of the Sierra Super Stop that Macon, Georgia is an elaborate hoax and does not exist. Mr. Wolford, who was recently in the news following his landmark Wi-Fi disability settlement, has been studying what he calls "the Macon anomaly" for the past 3 years.
Ed Force One Cited for Unauthorized Chemtrail Emissions
British heavy metal legends Iron Maiden are being investigated for illegal chemtrail spraying with the use of their customized touring aircraft, the ex-Air France 747-400 jumbo jet known as Ed Force One.
Mike Pence Embraces Chemtrails
Vice President Mike Pence made a comment on Fox News today that he supports investigating claims that the government is manipulating the environment with Chemtrails.
Missing Children Now Exceeding Milk Carton Production
The nation's milk carton producers have sounded an alarm.
