Tommy Chong, of Cheech and Chong fame, elaborated on the CBC findings. “What, are you guys like Mad magazine?” We told him that that’s about right. “That’s great, man. I can dig it, you know. That’s really funny. You had me fooled for a while there. The polls are real, right? The ones you showed me about the presidential contenders’ popularity in Canada?” We assured him that the poll numbers are correct. “Cruz is polling so low in Canada because people in Canada are not stupid. Toronto and its mayor notwithstanding.”

And lastly, Canadian-born Ted Cruz.

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