Shady Grove

Shady Grove was born Eugene Wojohouski, May 9th, 1965, in Oyster Bay, Long Island, New York. As a young boy, he had a penchant for shiny objects and colorful stones. His claims of being able to look into the stones and see the future, as well a being able to find buried treasure, were met generally with great skepticism and an occasional tight wedgie. He attended Hicksville High School on Long Island where he excelled at spending the day locked in various school gym lockers, day dreaming, and organizing show tune ensembles with his friends.
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Donald Trump Bombshell: Ted Cruz’s Wife Former Call Girl

This morning, through Twitter, Donald Trump spilled the beans, as promised, about his opponent, Lyin’ Ted Cruz’ wife, Heidi. In a Skype interview with Donald Trump this morning, Gish Gallop was able to get some clarification in this new aspect of the Trump, Cruz feud.

NRA: A New Revolution In Gun Control

The NRA held a massive press conference this morning to announce a side shift in their stance on firearms and gun control in America.

Obama Backpedals On Assault Rifle Ban After Shooting Cheney

In an shocking turn of events, and great news for the NRA, President Obama has reversed his stance on gun control, especially on assault type weapons. Early this morning, a large police force and the United States Secret Service descended upon 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

Las Vegas Sports Books Post Odds On GOP Convention

Sports books around Las Vegas began posting odds today on various happenings for the GOP convention in Cleveland that begins on Monday. According to the casinos we spoke to, betting is surprisingly high considering a political convention is not a usual and customary feature in a sports book.

Reuters: Cat Stevens Passing Not Related To The Clintons

Cat Stevens, also known as Yusuf Islam, also known as Steven Georgiou, is a British singer- songwriter, humanitarian, and activist. Most notably, he walked away from a productive music career to become a humanitarian voice.

News in Brief: Shocking Beer Study with Men

Government scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Sting Stung In New Jersey Human Trafficking Bust

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Millennial Voters: Legless Teen Beats The Streets For Trump

Janks was born, premature, on a cold December evening in Yuba City, California in 1997. His birth mother was 13 years old and a victim of incestuous sexual assault. It was very clear to the birth staff at the hospital that this baby would have a tough go at life.

Shady Grove

Shady Grove was born Eugene Wojohouski, May 9th, 1965, in Oyster Bay, Long Island, New York. As a young boy, he had a penchant for shiny objects and colorful stones. His claims of being able to look into the stones and see the future, as well a being able to find buried treasure, were met generally with great skepticism and an occasional tight wedgie. He attended Hicksville High School on Long Island where he excelled at spending the day locked in various school gym lockers, day dreaming, and organizing show tune ensembles with his friends.
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