Cleveland Sam

Cleveland Sam, born Sam C. Sharpe, is a hero, a hero to anyone who knows him in Ohio. At the mere age of 7, he rescued a small girl from the clutches of a herd of llamas outside his boyhood home of Cleveland, OH. By the age of 12, he had already rescued over 14 children from near deaths ranging from freak ice cream truck accidents, to drownings in neighbors' Dough Boy Pools. But his heroism didn't stop at youth. No sir. As a teenager, he saved the entire cheerleading squad of his local high school from certain death with their "party van" caught fire during a local "rager." He writes for Gish Gallop because he feels he needs to rescue it. He's probably correct.
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Community Says A Tearful Goodbye To Beloved Pothole

Our nation's infrastructure has been falling apart for decades, especially our roads. As money is finally infused in to road budgets, potholes are finally patched.

John McCain Demoted for Snoozing

Senators Chuck Schumer and Mitch McConnell both brought the bipartisan matter to the Senate in a closed doors hearing. The vote was 99-1 in favor of demoting John McCain from Congress.

Man Shoves Pencil In Eyeball

Mark Nostrom of Columbus, Ohio developed a twitch in his eye, a severe headache followed. His head ached with every word spoken by the native Fargo people.

Doc McStuffins Sued For Malpractice

The popular doctor got herself into hot water when she also started treating her friends. Her neighbor Charlie Robbins, 7, went to McStuffins after being stung by a bee. McStuffins used all of her medical experience but was unsuccessful in treating the boy.

Trump To Build Wall Around Mar-a-Lago and Make Democrats Pay For It

"I'm going to build a wall, not just any wall, a great wall around my Mar A Lago resort. It wont cost me nor will it cost the taxpayers a dime as the Democrats will pay for it!"

Charlie The Tuna Hospitalized with Mercury Poisoning/Autism

Charlie Tuna is suffering from mercury poisoning and might have Autism.

Glitch In GTA 5 Allows White Criminals To Be Killed By Police

An undocumented glitch allows the Los Santos Police in Grand Theft Auto 5 to kill white criminals for the first time.

Wile E. Coyote Murdered After Making Cancer Treatment Discovery

Wile E. Coyote, former roadrunner chaser turned scientist, was found dead outside of his cancer research lab yesterday. He had been crushed to death by a falling anvil.

Cleveland Sam

Cleveland Sam, born Sam C. Sharpe, is a hero, a hero to anyone who knows him in Ohio. At the mere age of 7, he rescued a small girl from the clutches of a herd of llamas outside his boyhood home of Cleveland, OH. By the age of 12, he had already rescued over 14 children from near deaths ranging from freak ice cream truck accidents, to drownings in neighbors' Dough Boy Pools. But his heroism didn't stop at youth. No sir. As a teenager, he saved the entire cheerleading squad of his local high school from certain death with their "party van" caught fire during a local "rager." He writes for Gish Gallop because he feels he needs to rescue it. He's probably correct.
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