Our youngest columnist, Roy Riffle gained fortune, though not necessarily fame, when at 9 years old he coined the phrase "Obey Your Thirst". Some of his smugness stems from "having read the bible and understanding the metaphors." Roy is currently the only Millennial on Gish Gallop payroll. And hopefully the last.
Mr. Rogan plans no immediate career changes but is open to teaching a few classes.
Vice President Mike Pence was a huge fan of both roller skating and the pop band Abba.
Merton Davies knows a racist when he sees one.
According to a new tell-all book, the creator of the Comedy Central show South Park based the popular character Eric Cartman on his childhood guinea pig.
Mr. Bufton doesn't think about the casualties in the Afghan theater. All he knows is that he's keeping America safe.
A California man can't hack the challenges of living in the golden state anymore.
According to a memo, the DoD started Operation Horse Paste Earlier this month with the goal of "controlling the massive spread of the COVID-19 Delta variant."