July, 2022

Robert Fischer

Robert Fischer joins Gish Gallop as our chief conspiracy reporter. He was written widely on the topics of extraterrestrial invasions, the prevalence of the Illuminati, the government's attempts to control the skies with Chemtrail operations and secrets behind KFC's chicken. He has published widely, including Paranoid Magazine, High Times and most recently The Egg Hatcher Quarterly where he discussed suspicious "hybrid" egg breeding operations in Iowa.

An Empty Starbucks: Are Chemtrails to Blame?

An area woman frantically raved all over social media about there being no line at the Grass Valley Starbucks earlier this morning.


Mormons/Scientologists to Join Forces

After realizing that both American-born religions share numerous similarities in both their mythologies and "spiritual technologies," leaders in both church organizations have decided to merge in order to increase their "synergistic reach into new demographics."

Conspiracy Researcher: Missoula, Montana Doesn’t Exist

North San Juan resident, part-time chemtrail researcher, and amateur ionizing radiation hobbyist Skyy Wolford announced to a somewhat disinterested crowd out in front of the Sierra Super Stop that Missoula, Montana is an elaborate hoax and does not exist.

Waste Management To Offer Dead Body Pickup Service In Response To Proposed Health Care Changes

The Houston-based Waste Management corporation announced a plan to offer curbside dead body pickup service to offset what critics say would be a direct consequence "Trumpcare" which will overwhelm present mortuary services.

Deep State Claims Jeffrey Epstein is QAnon

A leaked document sheds new light on who the mysterious QAnon or 'Q' might be.

Border Collies Deployed to Keep Chihuahuas Out

According to DHS, since Operation El Perro Loco secretly launched in March, after Congress refused to fund President Trump's border wall.