July, 2022

Mike Scrase

Mike is from Bristol, in the UK, where every day is Talk Like a Pirate Day. He's a writer, illustrator, feature film actor, stand up comedian, and skateboarder. Is there any talent he hasn't honed as a means of running away from his crippling depression? Juggling. He can't juggle for %&*!

Football Hooligans Form Truce, Have Friendly Game of Trench Warfare Instead

The truce that Clarkson proposed harkens back to The Christmas Truce, a ceasefire between British and German troops during World War 1.

Delicious Plum Cake Recipe to Take Your Mind Off the Time You Killed a Man

Now, this is how you get ready for the holiday season.


Mattel Reveals Controversial Gender-Neutral Barbie

Critics are calling the new toy a craven attempt to capitalize on changing social norms.

Mt. Everest Daredevil Climber Escapes Death With Descent in Wingsuit

Dr. Margaery Turell said this was the fastest way down the world's tallest mountain.

Rejected State of Jefferson Flags

Gish Gallop Salutes the rejected flags of the State of Jefferson. Do you see any that you think should be re-considered?

Pro-Trump Surgeon Goes “Mask Commando” During Procedure

A Dallas, Texas surgeon could be in hot water after refusing to wear personal protective equipment during a procedure.

City of Cleveland Reports Dumpster Shortage While Republican Convention Is In town

City officials in Cleveland this morning were alarmed to find they are facing a massive dumpster shortage. Early data points to the shortage being directly related to the 2016 Republican National Convention being held in Cleveland.