January, 2022

Mike Tesh

Michael Tesh has been through pretty much everything, and his sole aspiration is to get you through it all more quickly and with less pain.

US Synchronized Swim Team Robbed at Gunpoint, Gold Medals Stolen

Rio De Janeiro, Brazil - Team USA has been...

23 Things You Should Never Put in Your Refrigerator

We all know what we need to be keep refrigerated. However, has anyone ever told you what not to refrigerate? Well never fear, Gish Gallop is here to help. Our crack team has assembled the 23 most common things you should never put in your refrigerator.

Slow Typing on Local Facebook Forum Leads to General Strike

Nevada County suffered an unplanned, spontaneous general strike on Wednesday due to a man's slow typing. The incident occurred on Speak Your Mind Nevada County, a forum for locals to vent their frustrations and be pilloried for hours on end by other overly-opinionated locals.

‘Sheeple’ No Longer Acceptable as Insult

You don't hear much about animal husbandry in Nevada County  news these days. Sure, we have the 4H and NCAPSPCHAFFA, but the men and women running these farms – you just don't hear their voices very much. Far less is heard from their livestock.

Murderous, Screaming Rampage Results in Missing Spider

Police responded to a home on the 12000 block of Squirrel Creek Rd. on Sunday night upon receiving reports of a woman screaming and a man yelling, “Die, bitch! I am gonna [deleted] kill you!” Officers were advised to proceed with caution.


Pope Francis Blesses Grade A Indica

In a surprise revision to the recent Papal encyclical, Pope Francis has decided to bless Indica strains of Marijuana.

Damnation Army Seeks Important Satanist Thrift Shopping Demographic

According to a prospectus provided by the Church, their Citrus Heights flagship store has grown by over 400%.

Subaru Announces 2023 Limited Edition Bernie Sanders Outback

Japanese automaker Subaru announced earlier this week that it plans on releasing a limited run of what is tentatively called the Bernie Sanders Outback LE or Limited Edition.

State of Jefferson Website Honored with Layout of the Year Award

The Jurisdiction of the Jefferson State Militia website was nominated last year for its innovative design and faced stiff competition.

Inflation Concerns Drive Motel 6 to Rename to Motel 7

The 56-year-old budget hospitality and lodging chain Motel 6 announced this week that it is going to rename itself given extraordinary inflation and economic pressures.